All my regular readers have come to rely on this blog for pithy aphorisms that guide them through their daily lives; this may explain why I have very few regular readers. However, today I’ve come up with a truly great aphorism, a paragon of pith, a phrase-o’-wisdom that will make our entire species and its pets smarter, nobler, and more spiritual:
I pitied myself because I had no headlights, until I rear-ended a man who had no brake lights.
Having taken these words into your heart, you are now an enlightened being – and don’t forget who enlightened you! If you meet Buddha on the road, tell him that he’s all washed up in this town – the guy may have been all right in his day, but where’s his blog?